In Augusta, the azaleas bloom and the pines rustle as gentle piano music guides you down the world's most pristine fairways. In London, a bunch of guys are getting naked and playing golf for charity . More than 30 golfers joined forces at the "Adventure Island" mini-golf course in Southend to raise £3,000 for The Prostate Cancer Charity. (Thankfully, out of public view. That's public with an "L.") Event officials sent the details of the day to the Guinness Book of World Records in an attempt to establish a new world record ... and, apparently, to horrify the Guinness recordkeepers as well. Fair warning: nightmare fuel quotes from event organizer Tracy Jones: "With them having to bend down to retrieve the balls from the holes, it made for some interesting sights." and "It was certainly quite chilly down there this morning and there were quite a lot of goose bumps." AAAAAAGGGHHH. I will now go wash my eyeballs with acid. More...